#GIMME DA LOOT#

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

 
chibiusah:

transparent juju shoes (人-ω-)。o.゚。*・♡

chibiusah:

transparent juju shoes (人-ω-)。o.゚。*・♡

"A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart"

— My boyfriend trying to get head (via princess)

koreykuhl:

thanatos-skepsi:

darrenismydisneyprince:

this is seriously one of the most powerful scenes on glee ever

I think one of the most powerful scenes on the television ever

not to change the subject, but what a waste of pizza